The Basic Facts of a Hobo
By definition, a hobo is a "homeless and moneyless vagabond", what that means is he's a poor man without a house. He hobo lives on the side of a street bumming money of people with more money than he. Either by stealing, asking, or performing an irish jig for some, a hobo will do anything for some money, a can of beans, and a cold beer to wash it down. A hobo wears a tin can for a hat.

The Story
Once upon a time, i met a hobo on the side of main street in New York City. I said, "Are you a hobo?" He replied, "Yep, sure am." Than I said, "Well, I'll bring you home and you can be my pet." And that was the start of my life with a hobo.
The very next day, a rancid smell came from the room the hobo was sleeping in. I walked in, and i saw a dead skunk lying on the floor. I asked "What are you doing?" He said, "Hunting". I walked away. I thought, if this was the way life with a hobo is going to be, i'm going to kill him. I gave him one more chance. The next morning, i walked to the living room, and saw the hobo cutting a piece of cardboard with scissors. I asked him, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Building a home for myself." That was the last straw. I took the cardboard box. I put it on a skateboard, i picked the hobo up and lifted him into the box. I said, "Too bad you don't make the kind of money i do. Wait, i forgot, you don't make any money at all. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" I pushed him down the road. All i heard from him was a scream and then bones shattering when he got ran over by a semi.
I went to the hobo's funeral. I was the only one there besides the priest. The reason was because the hobo's relatives couldn't afford to go. They were hobos too. And that was the end of my friend, the hobo.